doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

the hobbit: a summary 

My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said ‘How am I going to be an octopus about this?’ and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident.
Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)
awwww-cute:

I want to walk my new corgi, but his refusal is just too darn cute

awwww-cute:

I want to walk my new corgi, but his refusal is just too darn cute

orange-plum:

Writing a serious fanfiction and an unnecessary sex scene comes out of nowhere.

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porrimmaryam:

found the cutest skirts on ebay and thought my SPG followers would love them. (totes walter girl stripes and robot stripes) im totally tempted to get the white and pink ones, they’re only $10.32 too???? JUST. CUTE SKIRTS.

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blizzardwolfpk:

viamadlucem:

pikachu-rockstar:

minibots-official:

wesker-is-hot:

troybakerrr:

You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?

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Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

you’re ready

Really?

No, everything you just said is insane.

And, we are out of time. Congratulations, you’re a failure.

amoying:

strawberro:

strawberro:

strawberro:

owlsegg:

the-ackerman-queen:

strawberro:

LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST

Suuuuuuure. 

NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt


THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS 




hes showing this post to all his classes now

tell your chem teacher to change his theme

amoying:

strawberro:

strawberro:

strawberro:

owlsegg:

the-ackerman-queen:

strawberro:

LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST

Suuuuuuure. 

NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt

THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS 

hes showing this post to all his classes now

tell your chem teacher to change his theme

ohh-bother:


pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock

ohh-bother:

pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock

why chris pine happens to good people

museaway:

The problem of Chris Pine is a serious one because the man has so many incarnations. For example, we have:

Baby Pie

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Desert Hooker (Google that phrase. Do it right now. You’ll laugh.)

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High-class escort

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Rocking a dress

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Old Married Pinto

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Whatever the hell this was

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Armani

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Actual Disney Princess

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This

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I just.

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There is actually no escape. This man is a menace and must be stopped.