the hobbit: a summary
I want to walk my new corgi, but his refusal is just too darn cute
Writing a serious fanfiction and an unnecessary sex scene comes out of nowhere.
found the cutest skirts on ebay and thought my SPG followers would love them. (totes walter girl stripes and robot stripes) im totally tempted to get the white and pink ones, they’re only $10.32 too???? JUST. CUTE SKIRTS.
You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?
Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.
No, everything you just said is insane.
And, we are out of time. Congratulations, you’re a failure.
LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST
NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt
THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS
hes showing this post to all his classes now
tell your chem teacher to change his theme
The problem of Chris Pine is a serious one because the man has so many incarnations. For example, we have:
Desert Hooker (Google that phrase. Do it right now. You’ll laugh.)
Rocking a dress
Old Married Pinto
Whatever the hell this was
Actual Disney Princess
There is actually no escape. This man is a menace and must be stopped.