Everything I hear about the nu52 just makes me heave a heavier and heavier sigh every time I hear it. I don’t even want to know what they’re up to with the Phantom Stranger and the Question D:<

yeah

plus, he’s dead now

so there’s that

and it’s kind of creepy? because Barry Allen looks super white? and now he’s going back in time to save Wally, and it’s kind of unsettling to me because it’s like he was fridged, basically. :/

me neither; i like the Question. :I

xybutt:

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

thank u science side of tumblr

xybutt:

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

thank u science side of tumblr

nosdrinker:

you’re insecure

don’t know what for

let the bodies hit the floor

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

segomyeggo:

I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m

I fucking love these

weretaire:

tony stark who has stark tower set to identify individual people as they enter by playing certain songs as they walk through the door or even take a step inside

steve and bucky walk in together and suddenly there is a garbled mix of both “the star spangled banner” and “enter sandman”

natasha steps through the door and suddenly “from russia with love”

bruce swings by from his lab and “blinded me with science” blares

thor bursts through the doors and “rock you like a hurricane” rattles the surround

hawkeye tries to slip in through a window and suddenly “surfin’ bird”

fuzzyzilla:

the-thought-emporium-imperial:

Believe it or not
This is a picture of Godzilla hugging Godzilla.

AAAAAAAA.

fuzzyzilla:

the-thought-emporium-imperial:

Believe it or not

This is a picture of Godzilla hugging Godzilla.

AAAAAAAA.

lackofa:

quick follow-up to this post after getting inspiration from watching my parents squint at books ‘n things. an andalite with ocular albinism would be the squintiest creature.

lackofa:

quick follow-up to this post after getting inspiration from watching my parents squint at books ‘n things. an andalite with ocular albinism would be the squintiest creature.

life hack

fartgallery:

aaliyahhhhhhhhhhhhh:

fartgallery:

throw it in the ocean

what if it’s the ocean

throw it in a different ocean